Hm, I always have the strongest urges to write something witty yet coherent within this little box. Instead I shall simply go for the utterly insane.
Hail the dark ham of insanity! May it fly freely through the black holes of Baltimore! If I had wanted this turkey bacon, I would have asked for it on the side! How dare you insinuate that I possess the jewel of New Guinea Pig! Fluff.
I ♥ the following things: --Trees and moss and fungus and beetles --The order Rodentia --Pockets --Geography --Rocks --Ugly animals --Cats --Dogs, too --Manta rays jumping in the ocean --Elliot Stabler --Perusing bound leafs of ground up tree with words, er, books --Kent Cook --Doodling --Vampires --Random deities --Other things
This concludes your surreal moments with Alli's profile.
--PSA: Do not ever leave a stoner alone with a Extra Large Family size box of Lucky Charms. Not unless you are trying to kill them.--